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Joke of the Day
"Why is the peanut crying? Because he couldn't handle his roast"
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"Life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it shits on your head."
"I carry a rolled up yoga mat so people think I'm fit but really it's just a great way to hold 2 footlong meatball subs."
"I've never once used the ""C word"" in a tweet but I will now!!!! Cookie. There, happy now? You c**ts."
"what retail store does a cat go to when it loses it's tail? a retail sto- goddamn it I did it again"
"Owls are just nocturnal pug birds"
"There was an unbelievably close finish in this years ""Shemale of the year"" contest. It was a Thai."
"I love giving my girlfriend orgasms. Too bad she just spits them out."
"Have you heard about the new car from Israel? Not only does it stop on the dime, but it picks it up too!"
"What's red, white, and black all over? a newspaper"