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Joke of the Day
"After 4 months, I lost 270 pounds Now she's my ex-wife"
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"What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman? The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample."
"5yo: Dad! Dad! Wake up! Me: What? What's wrong? 5yo: You said last night you need to be up by 7.. Me: It's 4am! 5yo: I can't tell time.."
"What was the geologists' favorite Musical genere? rock"
"What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts? Bill Nye the Seance guy."
"Asked my Ouija board if I was getting laid tonight & the pointer keeps gliding back & forth between the H & the A. It's been over an hour."
"What do you call a cow with its front legs missing Lean beef"
"Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E."
"Women are not complicated at all, except when they expect us to read between the lines."
"Why does the Catholic Church have so much money? Because Jesus saves."