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Joke of the Day

"They say milk is good for your teeth..you know what else is good for your teeth..minding your own damn buisness"

"Do you know what makes darks better than whites? Not dropping all your fucking socks"

"Have any brief jokes I can snapchat a girl that I like?"

"Why did 10 die? Cuz he was in the middle of 9/11"

"I once dated a model, but I always preferred the earlier versions. This particular one was not very user-friendly, she was high-maintenance and my friends would always borrow her for personal use."

"Those tiny bottles at the liquor store aren't free samples. I know that now."

"How do you get a woman to stop texting you? Reply to her message within a minute"

"What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box? Not suitable for children. Colors may vary."

"Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a nobel prize? They said he was outstanding in his field"

"A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand ...and says, ""Make me one with everything."""