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Joke of the Day
"A Pole was playing chess.. ."
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"There's a serial killer in our house! Normal people: ""CALL THE POLICE, LETS GET OUT OF HERE!"" - In movies: ""Lets go find him"" -___-"
"I gave blood this week and felt great afterwards... Which is weird because when girls lose that much blood they just get bitchy."
"Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow."
"I'm selling my parachute. Mint condition. Never opened, only used once"
"A robber walks into a bakery, and pulls out a gun. ""Give me the dough!"""
"What do a daycare and my basement have in common? Both have a bunch of screaming children in them."
"Sorta miss my kid today. Guess it's true what they say about not knowing what you've got until you've sold it to a gypsy."
"Hey, courtroom artists. If you think the guy sounds guilty, draw an eye patch or scar. This isn't photography."
"Why should you never trust an atom? They make up everything"