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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma's so fat... ...she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose!"

"Hugh Hefner and Larry King used to room together when they helped build the pyramids."

"Everyone is saying 9/11 was a joke, it wasn't. It's a social experiment."

"I also like my women how I like my coffee. I don't like coffee."

"Last week I ran out of toilet paper and only had a dollar so I bought a pack of gum at CVS. I haven't run out of receipt yet."

"I just hate elevator jokes. They're wrong on so many levels."

"Boy To Girl Boy : You are the most funniest & most beautiful girl I've ever met. Girl : You just want to screw me , Don't you ? Boy : Wow ! and smart too ... !"

"What do you call a corn cob on a track team? A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend."

"Whats the best thing you get out of a penis? The wrinkles."

"a great headline for when there is a world wide fresh water shortage will be ""water we gonna do??"" we will need the laughs"