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Joke of the Day

"Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed."

"Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach? Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)"

"Scrabble, it's all fun and games until someone loses an I."

"How many shares of Facebook stock do I have to buy to disable my mom's ""Like"" button?"

"Did you hear about the sign language translator at Nelson Mandela's funeral? Neither did his audience."

"My gym instructor says that Warm-Ups are extremely necessary. So, I brought donuts along this time but I can't find the microwave oven."

"An app to tase restaurant owners who call appetizers ""apps"""

"What do you do if can't change a lightbulb? Ya know what? Just screw it."

"What idiot called it a book shelf instead of a know ledge?"

"What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.? ......Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!"