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Joke of the Day

"What to do if you run over a black man in the rain? Well, you have an hour before the rain dries..."

"I was going to make a pun about flexibility I decided not to because it was too much of a stretch."

"Thank God football is back on. I've been watching baseball for months and it's only the 7th inning."

"What's the fastest way to become a general in the Rebel Alliance? Leia Princess!"

"Damn, girl, are you Terms and Conditions? Because I just want to blindly agree to whatever you say."

"Teacher: When you yawn your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What? and get bitten!"

"How did the mathematician get rid of his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil."

"I may not show up to work on time, but dammit I leave early."

"Why dracula drinks the blood of virgins The same reason we put ""virgin"" into olive oil"

"I showed up to my girlfriend's house. She said, ""Why, don't you look nice!?"" I said, ""Thanks."" ""It wasn't a compliment."" she added."