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"Let's spend the rest of our next 5 to 7 years together."
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"""Male""-Sexual Don't worry, that doesn't mean I'm gay It just means, anything that comes in a mailbox... ...makes me want to cum in a mailbox."
"Old age is nothing but a computer with 1000 GB of memory running on a celeron processor"
"A friend asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. I said about 30 minutes"
"A redditor walks into a reddit restaurant Sorry, all our servers are busy, please come back in a minute."
"A mathematician, a college professor, and a textbook author walk into a bar. *[The punchline is left as an exercise for the reader.]*"
"What did Hitler say to the student that got a question wrong? That is Nazi answer."
"Steps to success 1:speak with God 2:??? 3:prophet"
"When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse 1st. And that pretty much tells you everything you need to know about marriage."
"How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence? Shocked."