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Joke of the Day

"I went to a feminist picnic the other day It sucked. No one cooked or made any sandwiches."

"My Indian colleague asked me if black Friday is some how related to black people, I said yes and its manners to wish them ""Happy Blacks Friday""."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, feminists can't change anything."

"If there is an opportunity for me to put my pants on backwards in the dark, I take it every time. Apparently."

"Daughter saw old clothes I've saved for sentimental value & said 'I bet you cried when the last dinosaur died too'. She's out of the will."

"What did Kobe Bryant's teamates say to him while he was scoring 81 points? ""I'M FUCKING OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"""

"I know a lesbian... She really likes Mary Jane."

"[1st date] Waiter: Can I get you a drink ma'am ? Me: Wow really bro right in front of me?"

"Research shows that masturbation is one of the main causes of acne. Also, acne is the main cause of masturbation."

"You do not count as a person if it's 75 degrees & you're wearing a wool beanie."