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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a cow without legs Disabled"
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"I saw a beefle of buffaloes Really!? is a herd of buffaloes called a beefle? Nah, I was just joking..."
"What type of file would you use to make a small hole bigger? PedoPHILE"
"What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he can't hear you."
"What did the French biologist say to visitors entering the corn maze Enjoy Zea maize!"
"What do Nazi pilots eat for breakfast? Luftwaffles"
"When I go to someone's house & they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors."
"What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park? ""Watch the Parking son."""
"Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater."
"""YES! YES! YES! Damn."" (A dog, when you open their food cabinet to get something else.)"