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Joke of the Day
"""YES! YES! YES! Damn."" (A dog, when you open their food cabinet to get something else.)"
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"There's nothing more deceitful than the word ""booby trap""."
"My friend asked me if I wanted to skip class. I said ""nah, I think I'll pass."""
"My girlfriend said, ""Fancy a bit of phone fun tonight?"" I said, ""Yeah, definitely. Let's call your mum and tell her you've died."""
"Son: Dad can sand melt? Me putting down my glass: Don't be ridiculous of course it can't"
"SCIENTISTS: We've discovered a massive black hole with no obvious qualities ME: Ok wow I'm right here"
"In The Oregonian, a Meier and Frank department store advertisement for women's bras and panties reads ""The perfect gift for that special woman in your life, or great to keep for yourself."""
"-Knock Knock! -Who is it? -The love of your life. - :) Really? -Hahahaha no, it's the pizza you ordered."
"What do you call mail that likes to have fun? Outgoing mail."
"You can tell a lot about a person by their avi. For instance if they use an egg, they're probably a chicken."