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Joke of the Day

"What did the French biologist say to visitors entering the corn maze Enjoy Zea maize!"

"Vegetarian: Native American definition for ""lousy hunter""."

"I'm like Harvard. Hard to get into, but once you're in, everyone is super impressed."

"Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table? A dining room table can stay and support a family of four."

"What do you call a geologist who can't hear? Stone deaf..."

"""Siri, why am I single?"" Siri: opens front face camera"

"Murderer: IM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU Me: wow your hands are so soft Murderer: omg really Me: [caresses his hands] what moisturizer do you use"

"I like my coffee how I like my women... Without a penis."

"How do we know that Dumbledore was a horcrux? Because killing him after the second film wasn't good enough."

"I've spent three hours investigating this chicken and I still can't find his nuggets."