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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a retarded jelly? A slow jam."
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"How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? [removed]"
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"I asked my wife to bring me a Kinder Surprise when she went to the supermarket... She delivered."
"Where can you drown a hipster? In the mainstream."