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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that AC/DC made the longest song ever? It lasted 12 albums"

"iPhone 6: For people who don't mind holding an iPad up to their ear."

"FINALLY in Toronto. Winter Olympics, here I come!"

"What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven Sorry"

"What is the difference between a Cat fish and a lawyer? One is a shit eating bottom sucker. The other one is a fish..."

"All I ask is that when I'm murdered, you make my chalk outline four sizes smaller."

"What do you call a bagel that can fly? a plain bagel."

"[Drug deal] How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this? *Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is"

"""One mans trash, is another mans treasure"" I guess thats a good way to say that your girlfriend is a whore..."

"""You missed a spot."" -g"