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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that AC/DC made the longest song ever? It lasted 12 albums"
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"Say what you want about Bill Clinton's Presidency... But he was always hard at work."
"What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change? A nickeless cage."
"Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT FUEL OXYGEN or the CHIEF!"
"Father catches his son masturbating. Father says, ""Son, you'll go blind if you keep that up. Son says, ""I'm over here dad."""
"Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says... ""Eoooooooohahhhhhmmmmmmmuuuuuuaaauuu..."" The second whale turns to the first and says. ""Frank what the fuck is wrong with you?"""
"On your MARK, get wet, RUFFALO."
"Why does Minnie Mouse wear heels? She is the only female mouse Mickey knows. Pressure's off, girl. Your boyfriend doesn't even have a shirt."
"Wanna know what the hardest part of Roller Blading is? Telling your parents that you're gay."
"Major milestone today -- found my first grey pubic hair! But once I picked it out, the burger tasted pretty decent."