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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a radio host with a broken leg? Maggie *Limpton* ~~Most people probably won't get this, but eh.~~"

"Why did the punk-rocker cross the road? He had a chicken stapled to his face."

"What do you call sleep walking nun? Roaming Catholic"

"United States: There's 5280 feet in one mile. Rest of the World: What even is that? United States: Lol, we made it up."

"Two toothpicks are walking through the forest they come across a hedgehog. Says one to the other ""Look, a bus!"""

"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling"

"All is fair in drunk and war."

"exactly 14 yrs ago today, I pointed at a beautiful woman & said ""that's the girl I'm gonna marry one day"" but it turned out to be a lamppost"

"what do you call a 5 man group all asians and makes gay music k-pop!"

"What do you call a nun that works for your company? Nun of your business."