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Joke of the Day
"I heard the new iPhone is selling well. In fact, it's a real 6s."
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"After 1am you can sit back and relax because the bad decisions pretty much make themselves."
"*puts little Santa hat on cat* Hahaha Santa claws *puts little Santa hat on dog* Hahaha Santa paws"
"I was having trouble understanding the importance of the computer mouse... And then it clicked."
"What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff."
" I'm like a bird, I'll only swim away, I don't know what a bird is "
"What did the Elk say after leaving a gay bar? I cannot believe I just blew 50 bucks back there!"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff [Punchline](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU)"
"How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet? ""Sir, this is a liquor store."""
"The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you, and you try to understand them in order to best tailor a revenge plot that suits them."