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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola? A parabola."

"Poker Face. But I barely know her!"

"I went to a onesie-themed NYE party... ...everyone was appalled when I turned up wearing just a belt."

"He's 52, from now on let's just call him John Depp."

"The miserly squirrel never found a mate, because he insisted on a prenutshell agreement."

"Where did the Gorilla play baseball? In the bush leaguesof course!"

"What did Gimli say when his wife wasn't in the mood for sex? ""You're going to have to toss me"""

"My x had a Nikon breast implant She called it her photographic mammary."

"Where does a Martian go for a drink? A Mars Bar"

"How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese? Because they have hundreds of Qins"