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Joke of the Day
"All I want to know is why Antonio Banderas' hair has been wet for 20 years."
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"So my girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day... And I said that's a big word for a 5 year old."
"I try to be a good sport, but sometimes I'm badminton."
"A man asked Robin Hood, ""would you rob from the rich to give to the poor?"" To which he replied, ""I Sher-would."""
"Binoculars have to be the worst gift you can buy for a cyclops."
"What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned? A hibearnation."
"What has 9 arms and sucks? Fed Leapord."
"I just killed a mosquito with a digital clock It was time for him to die."
"I just got a job in a Reggae band. I've just got a job in a Reggae band, It's rather easy because I play the Triangle... All I do is stand at the back n ting."
"What's the best type of monastery to send troublesome teens to? A Beenadickteen one"