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Joke of the Day
"All I want to know is why Antonio Banderas' hair has been wet for 20 years."
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"I hear they're making a new 50 euro note on grease proof paper"
"My dad just asked me if Nicki Minaj is claymation. Didn't have an answer."
"I meant to call out a plumber to fix my blocked toilet, but forgot. I'm in deep shit now."
"I'm not very good with pets. I had a pet rock once, but it ran away."
"what type of meat does the pope eat? nun"
"Please pray for the people still playing Farmville on Facebook."
"I thought getting a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant.... But all it did was change the color of the baby."
"Why do Santa and Mrs. Claus not have any children? ...because Santa comes but once a year"
"A group of protesters are in front of a physics lab ""What do we want?"" ""Time travel!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Irrelevant."""