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Joke of the Day

"Honda made a car called the CRX before. Now they make one called the CRZ. They skipped the one in the middle because the prototype was so bad, it made them CRY."

"`That cut looks bad. You should go to the hospital for stitches. ""Nah."" ""Fine, suture self."""

"A fish's Google search history: - do fish have short term memory? - do fish have short term memory? - do fish have short term memory?"

"As a stay at home dad, I have more in common with lingerie models than you might think. We both are in our underwear most of our work day."

"I'm always caught between a rock and someone I want to throw it at."

"Racist joke NSFW: What do you say to a black man in a suit? ""Will the defendant please rise"""

"King Arthur's birthday party at the round table. King Arthur looked down at the pastries and asked ""Are these all Cake?"" ""Two are pie"" replied Sir Cumference"

"Blood moon, shooting stars....I gotta move to a safer galaxy"

"I haven't spoken a word to my wife in years. She hates to be interrupted."

"Knock Knock. who's there? Netanya Netanya who? Yep... thanks Obama."