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Joke of the Day
"What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille? ""Danger: Do not touch"""
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"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I'm not going to jelly my dick in your ass."
"The EU has said that more needs to be done to help the Syrian refugees, especially the children. May I recommend swimming lessons?"
"if ur getting chased by a bunch of drunk 90's kids just yell out ""in west Philadelphia born & raised"" then u got like 2 min to run"
"How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb? ""In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."""
"Me: Did you play video games all day? 9: No Me: What else did you do? 9: I ate lunch"
"What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale"
"Sleeping Beauty is my favorite story about how any sweet princess will activate her fire breathing dragon if you wake her up from a nap."
"Shall I tell you the joke about the body snatchers? Best not, you might get carried away."
"*Wife blows me a kiss from across the room* *I pretend to catch it* *I walk over to the window and toss it outside* ""Grow up Karen"""