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Joke of the Day
"If you legally change your name to 'You're Free to Go' then it's impossible to get arrested."
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"How many white cops does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, as he'll just beat the room for being black."
"My wife and I got into a heated argument. ""I met a man...but I married a boy."" she said, her face full of rage. I said, ""I guess the jokes on you then, paedo."""
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?"
"A knock knock joke for when your SO is on her period. Knock knock. Who's there? Mr. Tampon. Mr. Tampon who? You bloody well know who I am. (For best effect, physically knock on her pubic region)"
"Typed in ""My Penis"" for a password Said it was ""too long."""
"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Isaac newton died a virgin"
"I hope my neighbors follow me on Twitter cause their car's lights are on."
"This hating of people that breastfeed in public should really stop... I can raise my cat any way I want to."