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Joke of the Day

"RABBIT HUSBAND: You look even better after a full day of work. I don't know how you do it, honey. RABBIT WIFE: They test cosmetics on me."

"After decades of study, scientists finally decode whale song. ""Moo. Moo. Moooooooooo. Moo."""

"Dude is texting with a flip phone, just like George Washington did"

"Don't be stingy when it comes to getting a circumcision. I got one cheap and it was a total rip-off."

"Why do black people only have nightmares? We shot the only one with a dream."

"Why did the console gamer cross the road To render the other side"

"Wyclef Jean has been hospitalized for fatigue and I know how he feels. I've been tired of his ass for years."

"A dashcam video of a cop lip-syncing and dancing to a Taylor Swift song went viral, which is just one more reason to hate the police."

"Another way that succes is like pregnancy Women have to get it from men."

"""Let's get readyyyyy to punch a little but mostly hug!"" -honest boxing announcer"