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Joke of the Day

"My wife decided to adopt a dog from the shelter So now I have to come home to a raging bitch and a poodle."

"Dating blacks girls is a plus because you don't have to meet their fathers"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ? Bat you'll never guess!"

"My friend asked me how long I'v been married. I told him 15 years, but with the wind chill it feels like 30"

"a bunch of people at a school dance waiting to get a drink that's it. that's the punch line"

"How does a pirate reenact Travis Bickle's speech? Are you talking to me?"

"Did you hear about the truck that spilt concrete across the road? It wasn't cement to happen."

"Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking??? He was in possession of all the ""COOKIES"""

"Why do you wrap gophers in electrical tape? So they don't explode when you fuck 'em."

"Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn."