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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can't tuna fish!!!"
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"I feel so bad for all these women that give me their phone numbers and when I call the line has been disconnected This economy is ruthless."
"What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl? The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back"
"""I'd hit that!"" -Helpful blackjack dealer"
"What is Chuck Norris' only weakness? Cancer"
"My cat's tongue is like a little piece of sandpaper. I'm scratched to hell but this floor is almost finished."
"Me: *braids girl's hair* Girl: *turns around, terrified* Me: The movie was boring me... *leans back in seat* *eats popcorn*"
"I was going to make a gay joke Butt-fuck it."
"There was a paradox... And ***Theseus*** parked his ***ship*** right in-between them. "
"Why Ahmed made a clock? To know when to blow up"