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Joke of the Day

"A neutron walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He asks the bartender how much it costs, to which the bartender replies ""For you my friend, no charge""."

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"My cat thinks any questions I ask him are rhetorical."
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"My grandfather, my mom, and my siblings all have diarrhea. Runs in the family."
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