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Joke of the Day
"What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!"
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"Have you heard the one about the jump rope? Meh... Just skip it."
"Gay bashing is terrible but gay dashing is just how we get from place to place."
"Say what you want about Lance Armstrong, but I think being the first man to walk on the Moon is an amazing achievement. They can never take that away from him..."
"What do Asgardians use to keep food hot? A Thormos."
"My ratt bit me yesterday. I guess you could say we had a lack of communication."
"Clark Kent: How's your lunch? Bruce Wayne: This soup is great. CK: don't BW: You could even say CK: please don't BW: It's Souper, man"
"""Oh, this old thing?"" - my cat showing me his butt hole"
"How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: ""I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"" Trainer replies: ""Use the ATM"""
"Where did the small road go to college? Tulane University"