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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One's really heavy, and the other's a little lighter. - [*Masai Graham*](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-34039927)"

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"Parents, talk to your kids about grammar. Forget drugs and sex, they'll learn that shit on the streets."
"What did one atom say to the other? Thank you for your help in this matter!"
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