162241
Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon? Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you."
Next Joke
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef stroganoff."
"What're nuts on a wall? Bob: What are nuts on a wall? Dan: walnuts? Bob: What are nuts on a chest? Dan: Chestnuts? Bob: What are nuts on your chin? Dan: Chinnuts? Bob: No, dick in your mouth!"
"A man walks into a bar... He says ""Ow"""
"Why is Santa always jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."
"How much cash could the cash cab cache if the cash cab could cache cab?"
"If the guy behind me stands any closer I'm going to go in for a hug."
"I love my electric toothbrush, but sometimes I just have to break out the acoustic."
"How does a train eat? It goes chew chew"
"The German folk singer was very dishonest with me. You could say that he lied."