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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon? Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you."
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"What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive. "
"What do you call a Mexican with bullet wounds? Spicoli"
"What do you call fans who take a trilogy way too seriously? Christians, Muslims, and Jews."
"A man got hit hard in the head with a bottle of 7up. He's alright though,it was a soft drink."
"Have you heard about the airplane industry? Its really taking off and reaching new heights."
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands."
"I wonder how Beaker from the Muppets came to work at Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's laboratory. Is he just there as a college intern, or is he a graduated beaker?"
"I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y"
"What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table."