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"How does a train eat? It goes chew chew"
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"What did one bean say to the other? How you bean doing."
"[reading test results] ""It looks like you're gonna be just fine"" [nurse whispers in ear] ""Lol my bad u got like 6 weeks"" -Steve Harvey M.D."
"A blonde and a brunette jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? The brunette, because the blonde stopped to ask for directions."
"If you're 17 and your 200 year old lover won't turn you into a vampire so you can be together forever, he's just not that into you."
"What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common? If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned."
"Things to avoid in conversation: religous beliefs , world affairs, and politics. Welcome to Reddit! : D"
"Worst joke:joker said I'm not a joker"
"1938: ""It's a bird!"" ""It's a plane!"" ""It's... Superman!"" 2013: ""Is that a drone?"" ""Yeah, it's probably a drone."""
"What's the fastest curry in the world? Usain Balti.."