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Joke of the Day
"What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets? hush puppies"
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"What is Cthulhu's favorite cookbook? The NecroNomNomNom!"
"Just had to re-watch the Rousey v Nunes fight... Because it finished before I did"
"Gay jokes aren't funny... ...I mean, come on guys."
"Reddit's future"
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field"
"So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Just kidding."
"Neighbors across the street have their Christmas lights up, so I invited them to my Easter Egg hunt this afternoon."
"A couple of tampons are sitting on the bathroom counter A pair of condoms walk in and one says to the other: ""I think we have an in here"" the other replies: ""nah mate, they're both stuck up cunts"""
"How do you get people to quit smoking? Cut off their lips"