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Joke of the Day

"Why are calculators grey and boring? Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:("

"The official dance for my new mixtape has 3 steps... Stop, drop, and roll!"

"I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'. Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble"

"[Racist] So a black guy and a Mexican fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The Mexican. The black guy's stopped by the rope!"

"Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ""ate"" nine."

"Ralph once had an IQ of 18, ... but then it fell asleep. edit: ~~they~~ it"

"""[I] broke up with him because I was sick of justifying his trench coat to my friends"" - Overheard on the bus"

"Business idea Souvernir Shops in abortion clinics - so noone leaves empty handed"

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar fifty but deer nuts are under a buck."

"I've heard that you should always be skeptical... but I have my doubts."