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Joke of the Day
"Ralph once had an IQ of 18, ... but then it fell asleep. edit: ~~they~~ it"
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" All in all, it's just a... nother post on my wall. "
"[DJ] A man dug three holes and said.... Well, well, well... Yes [DJ] = Dad Joke warning It's honestly my dad's favorite joke."