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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and wont shut the fuck up."
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"""I just dumped my girlfriend lol"" - a cannibal after taking a shit."
"I'm rubber, you're glue. I'm destroying the planet and you are made of dead horses"
"In a way, I'm happy that Brexit happened. Now I don't need to correct people when they refer to the UK as England."
"Did you hear about the three-legged dog that never won an argument? He didn't have a leg to stand on."
"What do you call post-modern Persians? PomIranians"
"We've all been yelled at... Let us all just take a moment of silence for the times we have been yelled at for doing something wrong on reddit..."
"Him: I wanna be the man you fell in love with all those years ago. Me: You wanna be Ryan Reynolds?"
"I think if Abraham Lincoln were alive today... He would probably look around, scream, and then desperately claw at the inside of his coffin."
"Did you hear about the woman who beat Usain Bolt? Turns out it was race related."