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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the lumberjack who was looking oking for help? He went to town and found another feller."

"Isn't it amazing that your wallet is always so close to your ass...but somehow never smells bad?"

"I'm adopted and I'm glad my parents were at least honest enough to tell me. But why everyday?"

"What do Africans eat for breakfast? Ebola cereal"

"So my dog's pregnant & she's never been in contact with another dog & I'm having a lot of accusations thrown my way."

"Does anyone else love thick sandwiches with three slices of bread and two layers of filling? We should make a club."

"How does a communist do well in school? He gets good marx."

"There's an app to show who's unfollowed you lately? Damn, that sounds depressing. If my number drops I just assume it's because they died."

"How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high."

"So a blind man walks into a bar. At least he thinks so."