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Joke of the Day

"I have a joke about fish and herbs. But I don't think now is the thyme or the plaice to tell it."

"What's the difference between England and an egg cup? An egg can stay in the cup longer"

"What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia? Crimea River"

"How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw"

"It's find it a tough decision to buy the right mattress... I guess I'll have to sleep on it."

"My pet mouse Elvis died today He got caught in a trap."

"I was going to exercise until I remembered the story about that healthy guy that died that one time."

"A buddy of mine quit his job at the paper mill, He said the conditions were tearable."

"Most household injuries are caused by saying ""whatever"" during an argument."

"What is true and false at the same time? This"