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Joke of the Day
"I have a joke about fish and herbs. But I don't think now is the thyme or the plaice to tell it."
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"I'm just not convinced that banning the sale of sentient death robots decreases deaths. The research just isn't there."
"What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder? ""No whey."""
"I work in tech support and one of my co-workers drowned last week... we buried him in rice and he came back a day later!"
"Why did the invisible man look in the mirror? To make sure he still wasn't there."
"Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they stink and they're ugly."
"I have a Polish friend who does microphone tests for bands. I have a Czech one two. Czech one two. Czech one two."
"you are doing that too much. try again in 2 minutes Guess I shared to many Redditt posts too soon Or ""that's what she said"" he he"
"I'm not an expert on masturbating But I hold my own"
"So my girlfriend of five years asked me... . . ""Daddy, when is my 6th birthday?"""