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Joke of the Day
"Never marry a cross-eyed woman They're always seeing someone on the side."
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"""Are you ok?"" ""No, I'm bleeding because its fun."""
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"What's green slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger."
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"[chameleon conference] Boss: Is... everyone here? *crickets* Boss: I know Keith is. He brought the yummy crickets. Thx Keith: You're welcome"
"I have stopped debating with master since the day ... ... I subscribed /r/nofap. Got to keep up with the community."