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Joke of the Day

"So there comes a man at the bakery... Bakery closed."

"What did the dwarf say to the prostitute? Hi-ho"

"A Canadian man has found a dead mouse in his McDonalds coffee. They just don't seem to put the effort into those happy meal toys anymore."

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! (Credit to the Pythons)"

"I'm here to write an article about procrastination Actually I'll do it later remind me"

"Being romantic as an awkward mathematician is hard... I called my girlfriend 1/cos(c) to try and compliment her but I don't think she caught my drift. Can't blame her though, that's a triggy one."

"Carly is a pirate. Because X marks the spot."

"I just got cut off by a bald man in a BMW, so I pulled up next to him, rolled down my window, and laughed at him."

"What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with toilet paper? They circle Uranus searching for clingons."

"I was driving one day and saw a field full of scrawny cows, and thought... ... so THAT's where beef jerky comes from."