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Joke of the Day
"What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved"
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"What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor"
"I'm gonna open a Pho restaurant that never closes! It's called Twenty Pho Seven"
"I like cheese more than I like most people."
"How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money."
"Hey traveling businessmen, no need to put a lock on your carry-on. No one wants your briefcase full of boring."
"What do you call a straight Godzilla fan? Hedorahsexual"
"What did King Arthur do in Camelot? He ""came"" a lot."
"[during sex] Can you please take your Fitbit off."
"What's the smallest instrument in the world? An e-lectron."