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Joke of the Day
"Your mom's so poor She has to name her town in animal crossing Value Village."
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"What is with 2016? It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. ^^sorry ^^not ^^sorry"
"You're all great. Or suck. Actually I'm going to need you to sort yourselves into two orderly rows."
"Definitely never want to own a small fruit stand in an action movie."
"What is the best part about raping a midget? Their arms are too short to hold you back."
"Hi guys it's my first time to post on reddit, what should i do?"
"I asked my wife if anything was wrong and she said ""yes"" and I'm completely lost, I've never played the game like this before."
"If you've watched even one episode of two and a half men... ...you're gonna need to go ahead and get yourself tested."
"One and only ""Damn, i would like to get down your skirt"", the horny boy said to the pretty girl. The pretty girl replies: ""why? There's already one ashole there"""
"If I ever get the chance to reveal a chupacabra to the world, I hope I have the presence of mind to say, ""Chupacadabra!"""