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Joke of the Day

"Ur hot plz marry me. *no reply* OH MY GOSH SORRY FOR THE POCKET TEXT LMAO"

"What do you call a Mexican pervert? A pedrophile"

"""I'm terribly sorry but your husband overdosed on Flintstones vitamins"" ""oh my god...is he ok?"" ""I'm afraid not. he...yabba dabba died lmao"""

"A guy went to the doctor for his annual physical... Doctor says to him ""you need to stop masturbating."" Man says, ""but why doc!?"" Doctor says, ""Because I'm trying to give you an examination."""

"If you buy a house off Craig's List, it comes with a free serial killer."

"Why do groups of cows not like new music releases? Because they've herd it all before"

"Start reading to your kids as early as possible. I start around 2:30 a.m."

"A man is knocked out during a robbery.His wife and children are brutally murdered- Pixar: Gee it's kinda dark ...Ok a FISH is- Pix: YES."

"My favourite joke - Two blondes are standing either side of a river, one asks the other ""how do you get to the other side?"" The other replies ""You are on the other side...?"""

"I like my women how I like my fish. Battered. I thought of it all by myself! :D"