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Joke of the Day

"My buddy is doing a semester abroad. I would be perfectly content doing a broad a semester."

"If you think you're frustrated, Try teaching an Italian sign language."

"I think I just made the best dad joke ever. My son Robbie asked how he should get Poe into his X-wing toy. I said Wedge him. I had no one else to tell."

"When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it."

"Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish But Hitler made 6 million Jews toast"

"Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac? They take things literally."

"Last Halloween I had to explain to everyone that I was not a ghost with a boner, but I was just a ghost and I happened to have a boner."

"The difference between a prostitute and drug dealer? A prostitute can wash her crack and resell it."

"Before you decide to tell a woman she should go get herself ""dolled up,"" remember, Annabelle & Chucky are dolls."

"Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him is he still wrong?"