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Joke of the Day
"My buddy is doing a semester abroad. I would be perfectly content doing a broad a semester."
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"I gotta imagine one of the worst things you can do is shit your snowsuit."
"My downstairs neighbor was yelling and banging on the ceiling until 3 AM Did that bother you? Not much. I was up til about the same time practicing my trumpet."
"How do you answer the question ""What's new?"" without sighing really loudly first?"
"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world. Proceed with caution."
"Life is too short to have a small breasted dental hygienist."
"Hodor joke (Knock knock) Who's there? Hodor. Hodor who? Hodor."
"What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends? A Rastapartying"