162008

Joke of the Day

"What's the dirtiest thing ever said at a gay bar? ""Excuse me sir, do you mind if I push in your stool?"""

"Viagra, it won't make you James Bond... But it will make you Roger Moore."

"Procrastination is similar to masturbation The longer you wait the larger the load"

"Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse... ...but enough about Kanye West."

"A young Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow twenty dollars.... ..the father replies, ""Ten dollars?! What do you need five dollars for?!?"""

"Why was 1 all salty? Someone told him it was 2's day."

"How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't, they beat the room for being black."

"I asked my dad who the favourite child was. ""Ask your brother,"" he replied. ""Where is he?"" I asked. He said, ""Buried in the garden."""

"Your mother has terrible taste in children."

"Where on Earth can you find the highest concentration of Jews? In the atmosphere."