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Joke of the Day
"What did the Turkish guy say to his babe when she invited him to eat? Ke-bab"
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"Johnny Depp is proof that if you dress like you're a member of a rock band long enough one will just form around you eventually"
"The average speed of ejaculation is 28 mph. Which, unfortunately, makes it illegal to ejaculate in a school zone when children are present."
"Sometimes I just wish I was black. That way I wouldn't have to deal with all the dad jokes"
"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire"
"Why aren't there many women on death row? Ladies first."
"Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the calendar factory? All he did was take a day off."
"Looking out the hospital window while mom is resting on bed. That was either dad or superman falling of the roof."
"[new euphemism]: ""As worthless as the last sheet on a roll of paper towels"""
"In the US they make you take an IQ test before they give you a badge and gun. If you pass the test, you don't get the job."