161997

Joke of the Day

"The Macarena is pretty menacing if you do it in silence in the queue at the bank."

"What came first, internet porn or ""clear all search history""?"

"Putin at the airport Vladimir Putin arrives at an airport, gets in line at customs desk. Customs officer: Occupation? Putin: No, just visiting."

"i'm only a good advice giver from 11pm to 2am central time. any time besides that if you tell me anything i'll just go ""oh."""

"Kiss her in the middle of her sentence chicks dig when you visit them in jail"

"For once my family is going to have a Happy Thanksgiving. This year I'm stuffing the turkey with Prozac."

"""You know what pal, lay your own damn eggs"" - jerk chicken"

"Happy Valentine's Day! So what's everyone doing with their cats tonight??"

"Hilary should change her name to Monica. NSFW She obviously wants the next presidents dick in her mouth the way she steals his rhetoric"

"Me:*delete pics* IPhone: you sure? M:Yes IP: Ok I'll just put them over here Me:delete them IP: Ok *whispers* keeping them on the cloud tho"