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Joke of the Day
"Bollywood movies are so long... I started watching one in 2014 and it's just finished in 2015."
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"Why do Mexicans never cross the border in groups of three? Because the signs all say ""No TRESpassing"""
"I like my women like I like my computer Turned on On my lap And virus free"
"I have a crippling fear of Santa Apparently I'm Claustrophobic."
"What's the first thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield. Its asshole."
"Possessio is nine tenths of the word. [Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej8EaLF382c)"
"What do you call a musician with a college degree? Night manager at McDonalds."
"It was a rainy day in California..."
"Why did the invisible man turn down the job? He couldn't see himself doing the work"
"So say some animals *were* injured in the making of a film. Is that listed in the credits or what? ""Bob hurt one bird. He's very sorry."""