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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about having sex with a tranny? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."

"Q: what's a biologists definition of a graph A: an animal with a long neck"

"If Trump becomes president, I'm moving to Pakistan! hehehehe......"

"*wife offers me a sip of her water* m: Am I gonna catch what you have? w: No m: w: m: Are you sur- w: You're not going to get my period!"

"Why did Jesus lose his Halo? Nobody wanted to play on his team any longer after he had a 0 and 2 kill/death ratio and it took him 3 days to respawn."

"So this guy steps into the house with a hand full of shit and says to his wife ""look what I almost stepped in!"""

"Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks? So his boss doesn't have to retrain him."

"Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector."

"Did you guys here about the kidnapping earlier today?! He woke up at about 1 o'clock."

"Worst Betrayals in History: - Judas turning on Jesus - Brutus helping to murder Caesar - Verizon guy going to work for Sprint"