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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys here about the kidnapping earlier today?! He woke up at about 1 o'clock."
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"You catch more flies with honey, even more with a dead body and way more with honey on a dead body."
"How strange... Last night my flatmate only popped out for milk wearing no make up and instead came back with 4 packets of Haribo, 4 fun size Snickers and a 'Best Costume' trophy."
"Doing crystal meth lowers your risk of dying from cancer... by raising your risk of dying from crystal meth."
"American Politics"
"This Joke made me burst out laughing at work, but then I was sad... A baby seal walks into a club..."
"Whenever I fondle breasts, they fall off. It's true, I fell tit with my own hand."
"""Oooh look! Is that a comet?"" - Well, actually the airport is real close by ""Oh ok. Good idea. I'll call them and ask"""
"""There's no such thing as a stupid opinion."" Said the world's first feminist"
"Roses are red.. Violets are blue... If Rebecca Black wins a Grammy, Kanye, you know what to do!"