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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of a Yankee? Same thing as a ""quickie"", only you do it yourself."
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"It's so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pocket."
"A snake walks into a bar And the bartender asks ""How did you do that?"""
"what do you call a small woman with no nipples? pointless."
"I don't always tell dad jokes But when I do he laughs"
"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old."
"On a scale of 1-10 how retarded do you think we, as humans, are? 9/11"
"How does Soylent Green taste? It varies from person to person."
"Let's play the Rihanna drinking game! We'll drink a shot of vodka every time she says 'work'. [2 minutes later] *house is on fire*"
"Afraid to fly? It's perfectly safe except that air traffic controllers are all gov't employees forced to work the holidays. Merry Xmas."