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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a small woman with no nipples? pointless."
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"Ive been told I'm not ambitious enough.... I've been told I'm not ambitious enough. If only there was an olympic sport for being a lazy bastard. That bronze medal would be mine."
"Shakespeare's The Life and Death of King Richard III Spoiler Alert: Richard III dies in the end."
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra That's the joke"
"what sex position produces the ugliest children? ask your parents"
"In Chinese culture the great wall represents true longevity. It's the only thing from China that lasts more than a few weeks."
"Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy? Security at Samsung."
"Do rich people ask loaded questions? I mean, surely they do, right?"
"Pretty busy at the gym this morning. I'm 6th in line for a selfie."
"Cute things to call your girlfriend/boyfriend 1. Sugar 2. Honey 3. Flour 4. Egg 5. 1/2 lb butter 6. Stir 7. Pour into pan 8. Preheat to 350"