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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a small woman with no nipples? pointless."
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"If you get raped... Then at least you know there is someone in the world who wants you."
"if girl is in love - Her parent Ask: Who is that Idiot..? If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl..? Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)"
"""Are you working right now? Where are you working?"" Facebook is worse than my parents."
"What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete."
"What's the worst part about locking your keys in the car in an abortion clinic parking lot? Going inside to ask for a hanger."
"I'm the guy that starts walking away as you're giving me directions."
"Whats so great about banging 26 year olds? There's 20 of em"
"If you happen to be a dirt road, expect someone wearing a cowboy hat to write a song about you today."
"Shortest joke about misfortune A seal walks into a club"