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Joke of the Day

"Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying? Because they are always in duh skies"

"People got tired of my lactation joke I kept milking it."

"[OC] So I went downstairs to check the time on a clock... But it was saying 4:04: Time Not Found!"

"My dad dressed up as The Invisible Man today He's had the costume on for the last 20 years"

"Love is patient. Love is kind. Love has never been in a relationship apparently."

"It's called Wal-Mart because the Center for Disease Control was taken."

"What is wonder woman's favorite drug? Heroine."

"I hate the lack of entertainment on westjet flights It's driving me bored-air-line crazy"

"Your mama so fat.... She uses a paint roller to apply lipstick."

"I can't remember whether I threw a boomerang or not... It'll come back to me."